ineedanid

42 – Rotorua, Bay of Plenty, New Zealand

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
New Zealand
Location:
Rotorua, Bay of Plenty, New Zealand
Gender:
Male
Age:
42
Star Sign:
Gemini
Height:
183cm (6' 0.0")
Body Type:
Ask me later
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair Colour:
Dark Blonde
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Ask me later
Other Languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Ask me later
Relationship Status:
Married
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends
Have Children:
Yes, living with me sometimes
Want Children:
Ask me later
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Non-Drinker
Education:
Ask me later
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Ask me later

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Rotorua; Tauranga; Te Puke (Bay of Plenty, New Zealand)
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
27 - 41
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I'm in a frowned upon job and seek a whiny shrew for mutual psychological torture, tepid and unfulfilling sex and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, petty theft and pornography.
I can't stand bowling, and the last album I bought was Cannada's Greatest Hits.
I spend a lot of time yelling at little kids that step on my lawn.
For fun, I enjoy browsing other people's profiles and making shallow judgments about their employment, and social skills.
I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types.
Everything I need to know about life I got from watching The Simpsons.
I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing pointless quotes of classical works, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
Im not pretty but probably not ugly enough to scare your dog.
I'm actually 36 but look 46
and feel 56.

About His Ideal Match

Looking for a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement
and unrealistic expectations.
Over time you will project all your dady-issues on me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had.
You filled your profile with generalities, and yet you expect guys to guess what you are interested in when writing to you.
While you are technically still married, your husband doesn't seem to care - or so you assure me.
Through a technicality you are currently not under court supervision or otherwise grounded so we can actually do stuff.
You feel very strongly about woman's rights and equality when it suits your purpose.
You feel that man should put up with your sh*t, because you are a woman.
Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your
time with me.
For our first date we should head over to the Warehouse. You wouldn't
have to get all dressed up an stuff, I could find out what your favorite color
was and you could find out if I blush when we walk through the lingerie
section.
It would be awesome if I don't hear after our first date that you were rated "E" for everyone.
I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with
regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and
pills.

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Body Art:
I don't have any
Leisure & Entertainment
Sports:
Water skiing
More Lifestyle
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Take Drugs:
Never
Relationship Type:
Ask me later
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Have):
Cat(s); Fish